Dr Rust and the deadly viper pudding

The Beowulf of Knock Knock Jokes

The Adirondacks Fell

Fiscal Karate for the pursuit of economic justice!

This is a thing for a baby

Babies love peace and animals. Can't help it. 

Whoa there Fighter Pilots!

wisecracking wild horse fighter pilot has to cool his heels to woo and learn and gain respect of peers

 "WHOA there top gun. If you want to date me, you have to iron your clothes. And take me to a real restaurant"

 ."BUT I AM SO WILD AND UNTAMEABLE LIKE THE WIND! I AM TOP GUN!" 

"whoa there top gun, I am Iceman and you are not so tough, and actually I am top gun" 

"goddamnit iceman, i have to do this!" 


*jawflex* 

"I respect you now top gun" 

"and I love you top gun"

you're surprisingly close 

HIGHWAY TO THE NIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNTH POWER 

fin

Stupid Tattoos

Prehistoric drum solo.