Fiscal Karate for the pursuit of economic justice!

This is a thing for a baby

Babies love peace and animals. Can't help it. 

Whoa there Fighter Pilots!

wisecracking wild horse fighter pilot has to cool his heels to woo and learn and gain respect of peers

 "WHOA there top gun. If you want to date me, you have to iron your clothes. And take me to a real restaurant"

 ."BUT I AM SO WILD AND UNTAMEABLE LIKE THE WIND! I AM TOP GUN!" 

"whoa there top gun, I am Iceman and you are not so tough, and actually I am top gun" 

"goddamnit iceman, i have to do this!" 


*jawflex* 

"I respect you now top gun" 

"and I love you top gun"

you're surprisingly close 

HIGHWAY TO THE NIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNTH POWER 

fin

Stupid Tattoos

Prehistoric drum solo. 

Colonialism sings the goblin market! Destroy the past for the grace of children!

No one wants to get political anymore. Looking at you goblin lobby. 

Elliott Smith is the worst

Jingle jangle dangly dingle

A song about walking in the morning and a girl named Brenda and how things will be something dumb. 

Wah Wah Wah Wah I want to take a ride in the I know what's going on spaceship. 

It's made out of found glass and my grandfathers brass buttons and has distressed leather straps. I'm in pain fart. 

Job fair for the foot clan

The blanketing night sky hides the gaps in their resume. They took some time off to get their shit together. They learned a lot on the road, and also a little bit of Spanish. 

Like a serviceable amount. They would mention it if asked, but they wouldn't put it on their resume. They wouldn't really be comfortable doing that, but maybe they should. Maybe it wouldn't be a big deal. Nobody is going to sell you but you, foot clan. Don't worry so much. 

It's mostly about making people comfortable anyway. 

It is acceptable to be shy when you are a turtle

Because these fish are the precedent. 

The Baseball Murders: A Mystery of Sequence

Eighteen years flashed across the surface of the sun. The wind imposed on the underlying story. It left a hoof print and the women all wept blood.